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All the things Yogi Berra never said about weed.

YOGI BERRA - ALL THE THINGS HE NEVER SAID ABOUT WEED

I smoke from both sides of my mouth. I'm amphibious.

 

What advice do you give to your kids on marijuana education?

Yogi: I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

 

What do think the strategy should be, lobby the Federal Government to legalize marijuana?

Yogi: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

 

What is your advice to kids and smoking weed?

Yogi: You can observe a lot by just watching.
 

 

Jeff Sessions says he's going to shut down the States medical marijuana programs, what do you think?

Yogi: It ain’t over till it’s over.


 

Congress just voted down another motion to legalize weed.  What is your take?

Yogi: It’s like déjà vu all over again.


 

What do you think about the most popular dispensary in California?
Yogi: No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

 

 

What are the key factors about drug use in sports?

Yogi: Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.
 

 

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What do you think about the price of weed these days?
Yogi: A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.


 

What do you think about people that die because they could not get legal marijuana in their state?

Yogi: Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
 

 

Why did it take so long to legalize weed in this country?
Yogi: We made too many wrong mistakes.

 

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What did you say when Trump agreed to legal marijuana?
Yogi: Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

 

Yogi, what do we do with this bag of weed?
Yogi: You better cut the ounce in four pieces because I can't smoke six.

 


What do you say to the Clintons and Obama who never legalized weed.

Yogi: You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
 


When you smoke pot in the afternoon, what else do you do?

Yogi:  I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
 

What do you do if someone writes you a letter asking about your stance on marijuana?
Yogi: Never answer an anonymous letter.


 

Did you consider smoking weed when you weren't hitting the ball?

Yogi: Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
 

How does the future of Marijuana in America look to you?
Yogi: The future ain’t what it used to be.

 

What do you say to the kids today that are fighting for legal marijuana?

Yogi: I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
 

What do you think about growing marijuana in the north?
Yogi: It gets late early out here.

 

What do you think about citizens god given right to smoke weed?

Yogi: If the people don’t want to smoke weed, nobody’s going to stop them.

What do you think about the marijuana movement today?

Yogi: We have deep depth.

How would run marijuana educational groups?

Yogi: Pair up in threes.

When you pack your weed, what advice do you have?

Yogi: Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.
 

What is your advice to marijuana activists?
Yogi: You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

 

What do you think about liberals today?
Yogi: All liberals are liars or crybabies.

 

What do you think about the latest loss in congress relating to legal weed?

Yogi: Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
 

Where did you get your education on medical marijuana?
Yogi: Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

How do you like to smoke your weed?

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Yogi: I smoke from both sides of my mouth. I'm amphibious.

How did you like the Vape Convention?

Yogi: It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Does weed make people strip off their clothes?
Yogi: I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

 

What advice do you give on marijuana education?
Yogi: I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Did weed help you understand things better?

Yogi: In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
 

People are talking about the things you said about medical marijuana.

Yogi: I never said most of the things I said.

What do you think the best growing conditions are?

It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

Can you talk to you about weed?

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
 

If you had the perfect strain, what would it do to you as a baseball player/
Yogi: I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.

Do you think smoking weed makes you ugly?

Yogi: So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.

What do you think about Obama saying he's going to help the cause of marijuana?

Yogi: Take it with a grain of salt.

What do you thing about the little guy against big corporate interests in marijuana?

Yogi: We were overwhelming underdogs.


What do you think about parents that smoke weed?
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

When you smoke, what kind of thoughts do you get?

Yogi: If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

Any final thoughts?

Yogi: A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, You, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.

 

What do you think about the legalization process?

Yogi: We Sure Are Lost, but We're Making Good Time

 

Do you have any predictions about legal marijuana?

Yogi: Never Make Predictions, Particularly About The Future


 

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