HOW MARIJUANA AFFECTS YOUR ORGASM
MARIJUANA AND YOUR NEXT ORGASM
"Pot had the ability to slow down time, Orgasms seem to last for 30 seconds and are incredibly intense.“It makes me super-horny because I'm so relaxed. It's akin to vacation sex.” Elizabeth
So, does marijuana really boost libido? The overwhelming consensus of many people self-taught experts, medical doctors and researchers is YES! There is a minority of people disagree that though; Marijuana puts some of them to sleep or makes 'em paranoid.
"Smoke too much – or find a strain that's Indica-dominant – and you might find yourself too burnt out to f*ck."
We think further debate would be fruitless; If YOU and your partner think the orgasm/s was/were better, more sensual, faster, harder, taller, gruesomer, eclectic or awesome, isn't that all that matters? According to a research study, about 75 percent of toking participants reported an increase in the duration and intensity in their sexual experiences. As they say in Canada, Pot's great for Beaver hunting, and even better for Beaver cooking.
“The CB1 receptor in our nervous system cells that are activated by THC seems to be involved in improving tactile sensations and general OMG euphoria” - Dr. Mitch Earleywine
Notable Marijuana Strains With Romantic Names
- Fucking Incredible
- Alaska Thunder Fuck
- Burmese Fucking Incredible
- Matanuska Thunder Fuck
- Afghan Bullrider
"Do you want Thunder Fuck or Afghan Bullride - or both?"
What are the Sexiest Strains?
Wisdom from the Street ... So, what pot strains are especially good or bad for sex?
- Strains with a 70/30 percent hybrid ration are better than 100 percent pure strains
- Pure Sativas can cause extreme effects like paranoia
- Pure Indicas can cause sleepiness especially for rookies
- Imported Hash is getting a lot of rave reviews from people that know something
- Sativa are uplifting and awakening.- it gets you going.good for “horizontal dancing.”
- Sativa- Romeo & Nymph choices alike are Flo” and “Skunk #1
- Indicas Blueberry is a favorite to relax the muscles, brain, leads to more fulfilling sex
Terri Talks (in no way related to Ted)
Terri talks about a strain that brought about a "life changing" experience. "Then about two weeks ago I was given this different strain—Purple Tangie*. My husband was out of town at the time, so I used it, and I started touching myself, and everything changed. I could feel everything all at once. I just began enjoying my entire body. The feeling … it was life changing."
Note: Purple Tangie is a sativa-dominant hybrid, with THC levels of 16 to 20% - is commonly associated with euphoria, happy and energetic feelings.
LIST OF POPULAR SEXY STRAINS
SKYWALKER - Indica-dominant hybrid relaxing medicine, anti PTSD, encourages flirtation.
VOODOO - Sativa -long-lasting and stress-relieving but sexually energising.
BLUE CHEESE - Indica cross potent painkiller, induces funky couch activity.
ASIAN FANTASY - Sativa - uplifting, euphoric a superior vacation-sex weed for energizer bunny style fun.
SKUNK #1 - Hybrid of fame, not for oral sex but great for slam and bam.
GOO - Indica dominant - calming cerebral pot, expect a mess.
GRAND DADDY PURPLE - "My lover left me after a great roll in the hay? I was confused but not upset though. I had found Great Grand Daddy Purple!"
FLO - This hybrid is recommended for encounters with celebrities and one-night stands.
ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK - Famous for its organic full body buzz. Ideal either for making-up or a revenge-fuck.
SOUR DREAM - Sativa-dominant hybrid tends to turn smokers into sexual loose cannons. Try and pay attention where you shoot.
“The best orgasms I've ever had have been while stoned, whether with another person or solo. I won't be overly graphic, but it seems like I 'produce' a lot more, too.” - Not telling
Short Short - First MMJ Orgasm
It was just like kike the Door's song, Love me two times.
Love me one time - I could not speak
Love me one time, baby - Yeah, my knees got weak
But love me two times, girl - Last me all through the week
Love me two times - I'm goin' away
"My partner and I decided to smoke some major weed, it had to be. At first I could hardly move or speak. My GF thought something was really wrong, maybe I had a seizure or something. Eventually the moans and mumbling turned into words and sentences. Eventually I could explain what happened. I could not tell who's body was who's or even if she stopped touching me. I was completely in orbit around planet Orgasm. The emotions were one big intense blur. Still, I remember being completely sure what I wanted. Despite being a shy guy, I started ordering her around. Eventually after much Kama Sutra, I commanded her to ride me on top. She was completely with the program, and we culminated in a massive orgasim together. I had no idea that this was possible. What the hell happened?"
"Patient" and Doctor's Testimonials - How Marijuana Makes Orgasms Better
”The “feelings of communion between weed-smoking partners can be more profound than mere sexual sensation.” - Dr. Lester Grinspoon
“That CB1 receptor seems to be involved in improved tactile sensations and general euphoria.” - Dr. Mitch Earleywine
"Greatly enhances the sexual experience for many people. There’s no doubt that when people are high, they’re more sensitive to their sexual feelings and urges.” - Dr. Lester Grinspoon,
"The potential for relaxation from marijuana absorption through the vaginal mucosa makes sense." - Ob-gyn Alyssa Dweck, M.D.
"Is it just me or is it like that for everyone? Does smoking weed make you have better orgasms?" - not saying
"Whenever i get a chance to have sex i always try to get some weed and blaze up before hand. The reason is because weed makes it feel soooo much better. and when i screw without smoking i'm always disappointed because i know if i had some buddha the orgasm would be like 1000 times more intense." - ap420
"What? Ya'll are crazy saying that orgasm while high is the same. For me it's fucking insane. I love to smoke my girl out because she gets really horny. In bed everything feels amazing, when I am inside her I can feel everything (in a good way). One time I got head while high and afterward I got NUMB. I was in Nirvana. Orgasm while high like someone else said = bliss. Those of you who don't think sos.. I feel sad that ya'll are missing out. Not to mention the cigarette after sex = amazing too. :smoking:" - dominicano
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Further Reading: How Marijuana Makes for Better Orgasms